Giant squids, as a species, excel at racquetball. They also have funny high pitched voices and are prone to night terrors. Giant squids are incapable of reading poetry... this is not by choice it is a form of blindness. If a giant squid is a boy there is a 98% chance that his name is Dave. If a girl, it will be named either Ida or Mildred, sometimes Ida-Mildred.
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