Next to lava the sun is the hottest thing in the universe. It enjoys polo and steak sandwiches. It has also been known to get a little silly when it drinks and sing a mean rendition of "Joy to the World" at upscale karaoke bars. The sun is sort of the galactic equivalent of your favorite uncle. By that I mean, you enjoy it when it shows up and it never overstays its welcome... of course if it did our planet would be a charred ember floating through the galactic void, lifeless and barren. The sun very rarely calls if it plans to stop by your place but it always brings beer and a gift for the kids so that isn't too much of a problem. The sun speaks fluent German.
